Dear pancreas,
I regret to inform you that i am instructing a solicitor to sue you for loss of sleep, numerous hypers/hypos, ketones, blood tests, hbA1c’s, clinic appointments, retinal photographs, cannula infections, bruises, 2 unconcious ambulance call outs etc over the past 12 years since you went on strike.
I am willing to call this off if you just will sodding work!!!

Yours sincerley
fed of being diabetic